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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:49
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Still no good
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes